(English Translated version of my recent blog for my non- Indian Friends!)

Well guys , this is a  light and fun blog , specially for those married couples who  might be having their own set of weird issues with their counterpart (for which they are ever ready to tousle or rather dishevel each other’s hair  😛 ) but still their relation is as strong as the Rock of Gibraltar i.e. who might be having arguments at least 2-3 times  a week ( I am just being modest, numbers might be on higher side ) but still they can’t even imagine a life without their respective spouses.   #Inseparable Couple

Now before you get judgmental  buddies,  I would like you to get  hold of your thinking parrots as it’s not exactly about myself & Nishtha (my  dear wife )  as by God’s Grace , we don’t argue that much (though I am so looking forward to having those irritating and meaningless yet adorable  old age fights with her in times to come 😮 ) .Having said that, a writer’s story can’t be untouched from his /her own experiences .So you will find our personal touch  too in the writing below.

Coming back to the point, well Marriage to me is a beautiful combination of two people in love or made to fall in love) who have been licensed to use choicest of taunts to take a dig at each other’s intentional or unintentional mistakes, resulting into totally uncalled fights, which  more often than not strangely end up making their relation even stronger   Go ahead , recall how sweet your  own immediate few days are, just after you make up subsequent to a cold war situation.

Let’s have a look at some of the common issues  ( when I say issue, it is understood that same is due to Husband only ) & corresponding common  dialogues ( of Wives of course)  in case of typical  Indian Couples [or probably  for couples all over, not sure as I have married only an Indian girl ….. so far .. 😛 😛 🙂 ] —->

Ok, Here we go : –

1.Being  Clumsy – Putting Wet Towel on Bed after Bath

Preface : A problem since the time immemorial !

The Culprit : Husband, who else  .

The Perfect Taunt ( by wife of-course ) :   I think I have an extra Kid at home ..Why don’t you put whole of your wardrobe  on the bed itself, after all I am anyways there to rearrange the stuff !!

2.Being a Bad Cook

Preface : When one fails to undergo basic kitchen training while growing up.

Culprit :  ‘Tea only’  type Husbands, who are good for nothing when it comes to cooking , (except making Tea of-course)

The Wife’s Dialogue  : Some people just live to eat and not the otherwise…For God’s Sake, can’t you prepare supper atleast once a week !

( a two minute silence follows before the guy starts munching again )

3.Not putting unclean dishes into Kitchen Sink after having food

Preface  : This problem is more prevalent where one tries to enjoy  T.V.  while having  food on the bed with side tables (Quiet common with us Indians, who kind of hate dining tables !

Culprit : Ding Dong, it’s Husband again .

Wi-Fi’s Taunt : We should Shift the Kitchen here at Bedroom itself , Shouldn’t we ? (Read Sarcasm)

(Husbands feel helpless at this as they really respect & love their wives – I mean respective single wife obviously )

4.Being always the one who starts the argument

Preface :  It’s among the most common allegations levied whereby the self proclaimed  Victim  (read wife ) digs out the most ferocious references from Vintage period to embarrass the  culprit.

Culprit :  That’s Right, Poor Hubby Again !

Dialogue ( by Mrs.) : I never want to have any altercations with you but looks like you  google thrice a day  to find newest  excuses to start arguments.

(Husband thinks it’s  better to simply accept all the blame or else she is going to make you remember some argument that probably happened Before Christ )

5.  Not taking care of kids 

Preface :  For husbands who really love their kids but time & again, they just somehow end up being proven the super careless Dads .

Culprit  : You guessed it Right ,The Father !

Dialogue ( by  Kid’s Mom)  :  These are your kids too, I hope you remember !

#Silence is the best policy.

Enough !! It’s to reverse the tables and share a few instances where choicest of taunts come from husbands  : –

1. Wife’s Shopping Spree                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Husband’s Punch :  Honey , are you planning to buy the whole bloody market ,  it’s just 7th of this  month  dear and my account almost reads Zero.. Looks like we have to get some Loan sanctioned to fill up the Car for this month !

   

2. Taking forever to get ready for a Party

Husband’s  pointed Arrow :   Darling,  we are just going to someone else’s wedding party and to not our own wedding .

🙂 🙂

These were just a few household jargon used by  entangled yet lovely couples. Husband Wife is probably the only relation besides parents whereby the stakeholders spend maximum time together over a lifetime (I told you , I am talking about Happy souls only , so divorce my friend is certainly ruled out here ).

What is more interesting is the fact that even though both acknowledge the fact that the presence of spouse in their life  is indispensable, yet, during arguments , neither of them  shy away from pretending that he / she is absolutely fine without she / he.(Read in the same order please). But then this Salt ‘n’ Sugar tic tac is  the real charm of the relation called Husband -Wife , isn’t it ?

I hope you enjoyed going through this write up and it would be really great  if you all can drop  some similar sweet n sour  dialogues/conversation in the comments below.

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